Funniest stuff ever!

[lechilka26]

Excuse me for offtop, it too funny, haha! Why it is good to be a man?1. Your ass is never a factor in a job interview.2. Your orgasms are real. Always.3. Your last name stays put.4. The garage is all yours.5. Wedding plans take care of themselves.6. You never feel compelled to stop a friend from getting laid.7. Car mechanics tell you the truth.8. You don't give a rat's ass if someone notices your new haircut.9. Hot wax never comes near your pubic area.10. Same work .. more pay.11. Wrinkles-add character.12. You don't have to leave the room to make emergency crotch adjustments.13. Wedding Dress $2000; Tux rental $100. 14. If you retain water, it's in a canteen. 15. People never glance at your chest when you're talking to them. 16. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. 17. One mood, ALL the damn time. 18. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds. 19. A five-day vacation requires only 1 suitcase. 20. You can open all your own jars. 26. You can quietly watch a game with your buddy for hours without ever thinking "He must be mad at me.". 27. No maxi-pads. 28. If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you just might become lifelong friends. 29. You are not expected to know the names of more than five colors. 30. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. 31. You are unable to see wrinkles in clothes. 32. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.33. Your belly usually hides your big hips. so fuunnyy )

[tobyaxis]

All True!!!!!!!!!!!! Where did you find this?

[miljnor]

There are a few missing though!

I want to know what numbers 21-25 are. these are the hidden reasons to be a guy!

there aren't any!

[Mcgyver]

full list is 100.
http://www.thatwasfunny.com/100-reas...o-be-a-guy/176

some guy in NY @ bank had it on his computer screen and a female coworker read it looking over is shoulder. She successfully sued for sexual harassment and was awarded a couple 'o hundred k. and some people think its china or terrorists that's out biggest threat.

[tobyaxis]

Originally Posted by Mcgyver full list is 100. http://www.thatwasfunny.com/100-reas...o-be-a-guy/176 some guy in NY @ bank had it on his computer screen and a female coworker read it looking over is shoulder. She successfully sued for sexual harassment and was awarded a couple 'o hundred k. and some people think its china or terrorists that's out biggest threat.

What right did she have to be looking over his Shoulder? Is that not a violation of his privacey? I Know my better half won't sue me for viewing this. What happened to sence of humor?

Better yet I'll email this to her

[Kipper]

I have to challenge No3... No way I can get rid of the lawnmower.......I've never touched it :shrug: and I dont need it.........I offered to concrete the entire area rather than mow it!! Even offered to dye it green...Cant say any fairer than that

[tobyaxis]

Originally Posted by Kipper I have to challenge No3... No way I can get rid of the lawnmower.......I've never touched it :shrug: and I dont need it.........I offered to concrete the entire area rather than mow it!! Even offered to dye it green...Cant say any fairer than that

I made the same offer. Permission denied. The only good things about mowing the lawn is the excersize and fresh smog

[Kipper]

Originally Posted by tobyaxis I made the same offer. Permission denied. The only good things about mowing the lawn is the excersize and fresh smog

Exercise by mowing the lawn!!! just added you to my blocked list :lol: jk although the concrete sounds like a good deal to me

[tobyaxis]

Originally Posted by Kipper Exercise by mowing the lawn!!! just added you to my blocked list :lol: jk although the concrete sounds like a good deal to me

Yea, Concrete never needs attending too. Maybe a quick coat of stain now and then, LOL.

[miljnor]

I kinda like grass! but then again I pay someone to mow my lawn!

[Geof]

Originally Posted by miljnor I kinda like grass! but then again I pay someone to mow my lawn!

We can't all be filthy rich capitalist business owners exploiting the working class .

Okay I didn't catch the allusion until kipper posted.

[Kipper]

Originally Posted by miljnor I kinda like grass! but then again I pay someone to mow my lawn!

2 diferent subjects...Grass and lawns are always different items...One you smoke and the other needs mowing periodically...If I smoked grass i'd be more than happy to pay :herrro: However I dont so i'll concrete before I mow