hehe yep, and I swear that is true.
One thing though, if you're auditing a company, put them at ease- sent them a hard copy of what you plan to audit (for example "goods in" or "contract acceptance" etc) sedn them the actual questions you're going to ask, this gives them a chance to prepare and makes the whole process less threatening: no- one like to be put under the microscope, so to speak.
I had one chap whose company I was auditing throw all the procedures on the floor and shout "well you make bloody sense of that lot! cos I flipping well can't!"- talk about getting out of your pram lol, he passed the audit once I'd calmed him down a little bit of psychology was all that was needed.