Current favorite quote of all time

[Hobbiest]

"In the long run men hit only what they aim at. Therefore, though they should fail immediately, they had better aim at something high."
-Henry David Thoreau, Walden

[MrBean]

This one made me smile.

When people say "life is short". What the f**k?? Life is the longest
damn thing anyone ever f***ing does!! What can you do that's longer?

(Billy Connolly.)

[Torsten]

Originally Posted by MrBean This one made me smile. When people say "life is short". What the f**k?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever f***ing does!! What can you do that's longer? (Billy Connolly.)

Sleep
When your death you can sleep as long as you want.

[anoel]

"Life is like sex... The more you put in... The more you get out."

Paul Stanley - KISS

[BigDaddyG]

There are 10 types of people in the world,
Thoes who understand Binary and thoes who do not!

[ynneb]

Two in the bush is worth a needle in a haystack.
Or
A stitch in time saves, the pot calling the kettle black ( Confusedious )

[DareBee]

Life is like a box of chocolates.......

[fyffe555]

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[Rekd]

Chasing your kid around the house yelling “TickleMonster! Gonna get you!” is fun.
Chasing a stranger around the mall yelling “TickleMonster! Gonna get you!” is apparently a misdemeanor.

or

We have enough youth, how about a fountain of SMART?

[2muchstuff]

What is not nailed down is mine. If I can pry it loose, It's not nailed down.

[DSL PWR]

Just doin' the best I can, with what I got.

[trubleshtr]

The problem with the Gene pool is there's no life gaurd