Unofficial company manufacturing policy

[wms]

Here's the Unofficial manufacturing policy from a place I worked.
Thought you might like it.

(insert company name) manufacturing procedures

1) Engineer it to the Micron
2) Measure it with a Mic
3) Mark it with Chalk
4) Cut it with an Axe
5) Beat it to Fit
6) Paint it to Match
7) Box and Ship

machinist> < managment

[HomeCNC]

Our motto was:

When in doubt, ship it out!

[EvilScooby]

We had the infamous 4Q program.

Quick Quantity Questionable Quality

[Rekd]

This has been my policy for years;

"Bad planning and poor judgement in your departement does not constitute an emergency in mine!"

'Rekd teh TGIF

[CAMmando]

File to fit
Paint to match
Ship it with a hammer

For military work:

Fabricate per MIL-TFD-41

(Make It Like - The Friggin' Drawing - For Once)