Keeping Men On Target

[WallCrawler]

http://www.sky.com/skynews/article/0...099825,00.html

KEEPING MEN ON TARGET



A talking toilet that warns men about missing their target has become a hot seller in Germany.


Women fed up with men with a poor aim are reportedly particularly keen to buy the new gadget, according to the Herald Sun newspaper.

It is placed under the toilet rim and, if the seat is lifted, declares in a stern female tone:

"What are you up to then? Put the seat back down right away. You are definitely not to pee standing up ... you will make a right mess."

The talking toilet is set to be sold across Europe.

[ESjaavik]

My suggestion is you lift the rim, take aim and target the gadget. Then see if the electronics doesn't take that hint and keep quiet on your next visit to the loo. If women can only keep the lid free from those hairy covers so I don't have to use one foot keeping the lid open, I have no problem hitting the target.

[TyRex]

Originally posted by ESjaavik
My suggestion is you lift the rim, take aim and target the gadget. Then see if the electronics doesn't take that hint and keep quiet on your next visit to the loo. If women can only keep the lid free from those hairy covers so I don't have to use one foot keeping the lid open, I have no problem hitting the target.

ditto