Top doc backs picking your nose and eating it

Top doc backs picking your nose and eating it

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Picking your nose and eating it is one of the best ways to stay healthy, according to a top Austrian doctor.

Innsbruck-based lung specialist Prof Dr Friedrich Bischinger said people who pick their noses with their fingers were healthy, happier and probably better in tune with their bodies.

He says society should adopt a new approach to nose-picking and encourage children to take it up.

Dr Bischinger said: "With the finger you can get to places you just can't reach with a handkerchief, keeping your nose far cleaner.

"And eating the dry remains of what you pull out is a great way of strengthening the body's immune system.

"Medically it makes great sense and is a perfectly natural thing to do. In terms of the immune system the nose is a filter in which a great deal of bacteria are collected, and when this mixture arrives in the intestines it works just like a medicine.

"Modern medicine is constantly trying to do the same thing through far more complicated methods, people who pick their nose and eat it get a natural boost to their immune system for free."

He pointed out that children happily pick their noses, yet by the time they have become adults they have stopped under pressure from a society that has branded it disgusting and anti social.

He said: "I would recommend a new approach where children are encouraged to pick their nose. It is a completely natural response and medically a good idea as well."

And he pointed out that if anyone was really worried about what their neighbour was thinking, they could still enjoy picking their nose in private if they still wanted to get the benefits it offered.

[Rekd]

Ron, you really need to get out more.

Don't be afraid of that bright yellow orb in the sky.

'Rekd teh Mmm, tastes like chicken!

Originally posted by Rekd Ron, you really need to get out more. Don't be afraid of that bright yellow orb in the sky. 'Rekd teh Mmm, tastes like chicken!

I was sent that by a Programer at this place I am working.
The Dude is really werid.

But Yea what is this Yellow thing you are talking about?

[Bloy2004]

ha ha ho.!!!
I'm busting a gut after Rekd's response!
..One more tidbit in support......Eating it is an efficient way of discarding the dregs retrieved from mining operations. Where else is a more apt place for it ...Would you throw your wastes to your neighbors?

..What a subject to be confronted with upon tuning into CNCzone....

[Rekd]

Originally posted by WallCrawler I was sent that by a Programer at this place I am working. The Dude is really werid. But Yea what is this Yellow thing you are talking about?

LoL, Ron. You crack me up!

That big round yellow thing in the sky is a bit intimidating at first, but once you get used to it, it's a lot of fun.

'Rekd

[foamcutter]

Millions of dollars in high tech equipment so we can talk across the world ........about mining for nose pearls. Geez! Ain't technology grand! Ron

[CNCadmin]

one with-out a original thought in ones head hmm

[Ken_Shea]

Hey, everybody's doing it, doing it, picking their nose and chewing it, chewing it.

Man, this is the most disgusting post ever!
I wish I would have thought of it!

[HuFlungDung]

Hey, this stuff doesn't taste as bad as I thought it would. It also seems to serve as an appetite suppressant. Eat your pickin's and get thin!

Originally posted by Rekd LoL, Ron. You crack me up! That big round yellow thing in the sky is a bit intimidating at first, but once you get used to it, it's a lot of fun. 'Rekd

Cool But you said it was big?

Originally posted by foamcutter Millions of dollars in high tech equipment so we can talk across the world ........about mining for nose pearls. Geez! Ain't technology grand! Ron

Yes spreed the work... LOL

Got to have fun...No

[Rekd]

Originally posted by WallCrawler Cool But you said it was big?

It gets bigger the more you pla.. wait, that's not it.

It gets bigger the closer you get to it.

'Rekd