Retirement Plan

[widgitmaster]

Retirement Plan

If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be
worth $49.00.

With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the original $1000.00.

With WorldCom, you would have had less than $5.00 left.

If you had purchased $1000 of Delta Air Lines stock you would have $49.00
left

But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drank all
the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling REFUND, you
would have had $214.00.

Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink heavily
and recycle!


It's called the 401-Keg Plan.

[HayTay]

Very nicely done, widgitmaster.

I'll drink to that...


This is a little dated but here goes...

Q: What was the toast at Prince Charles' & Lady Diana's wedding?

A: Drink up Chuck and Di. (May she RIP)

[joecnc1234]

that was bad

[widgitmaster]

Don't look at me, I didn't drink it all, HayTay did!

[ImanCarrot]

My Grand Unified Theory of Drinking and Evolution:

Everyone knows that drinking heavily kills brain cells,

Also it is known that evolution favours the strongest and fittest in any group.

Therefore, if brain cells get killed by heavy drinking they must be the weakest ones and so we get cleverer cos the smart ones remain

I want a grant to test this theory hehe.

[RICHARD ZASTROW]

The only flaw in widgitmasters plan is my beer is only available here in bottles or on tap. I will have to change from glass bottles to aluminum kegs or the plan will not work.

[joecnc1234]

imancarrot I want to be a test subject.