Will pay better than market rate for Class One Grade A motivation.

I used to be a self starter. I'd build a Butt Kicking Machine, but just don't feel like the effort. Winter used to be my most productive now? Way too much computer time. Time to turn it off.

Does this mean you've accomplished everything you set out to do in life or have you given up? Either portent requires different motivations.

I know what you mean. Coffee used to work, but now it just makes me hyper

Well darn you loser....you spending your time watching football?

Really, what have you done recently......ah.....not much....butt dragging......you seen those Chimps with red butts.....yep, too much butt dragging!

Are you working a wind energy project? Well, why not.....???

What ya got a girlfriend or wife? Using up all your creative energies.....(nuts)

Git your ass in gear!

*chuckle*.....it happens to all of us....once you fess up to it....then you slip it back into gear.....the motivitation.....!!!

Well, mine isn't for sale because I just picked it up myself... I tell you where I found it though!!

First, have a massive stroke at age 27, completely paralyzing your left side in under three hours...

Second, go into debt 80k in six weeks learning how to wipe your own a$$ again and get all your stuff repo'd cuz' you can't work...

Third, learn to walk a little only to find out you can't get a job anywhere because you're now massively handicapped...

Next, start your own company so you can tell everyone to blow it out their ear!!!!

Lastly, once you succeed, learn to be humble again~





If this doesn't appeal to you, skip the first three steps and begin at step four but don't forget to be humble after it's all going good!!

lol, it could always be worse brotha!! (nuts)