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All True!!!!!!!!!!!! Where did you find this? :D

There are a few missing though!

I want to know what numbers 21-25 are. these are the hidden reasons to be a guy! :D

there aren't any!

full list is 100.
http://www.thatwasfunny.com/100-reasons-its-great-to-be-a-guy/176

some guy in NY @ bank had it on his computer screen and a female coworker read it looking over is shoulder. She successfully sued for sexual harassment and was awarded a couple 'o hundred k. and some people think its china or terrorists that's out biggest threat.

full list is 100.
http://www.thatwasfunny.com/100-reasons-its-great-to-be-a-guy/176

some guy in NY @ bank had it on his computer screen and a female coworker read it looking over is shoulder. She successfully sued for sexual harassment and was awarded a couple 'o hundred k. and some people think its china or terrorists that's out biggest threat.


What right did she have to be looking over his Shoulder? Is that not a violation of his privacey? I Know my better half won't sue me for viewing this. What happened to sence of humor?

Better yet I'll email this to her ;)

I have to challenge No3... No way I can get rid of the lawnmower.......I've never touched it :shrug: and I dont need it.........I offered to concrete the entire area rather than mow it!! Even offered to dye it green...Cant say any fairer than that :D

I have to challenge No3... No way I can get rid of the lawnmower.......I've never touched it :shrug: and I dont need it.........I offered to concrete the entire area rather than mow it!! Even offered to dye it green...Cant say any fairer than that :D


I made the same offer. Permission denied. :mad: The only good things about mowing the lawn is the excersize and fresh smog ;)

I made the same offer. Permission denied. :mad: The only good things about mowing the lawn is the excersize and fresh smog ;)Exercise by mowing the lawn!!! just added you to my blocked list :lol: jk although the concrete sounds like a good deal to me :)

Exercise by mowing the lawn!!! just added you to my blocked list :lol: jk although the concrete sounds like a good deal to me :)


Yea, Concrete never needs attending too. Maybe a quick coat of stain now and then, LOL.

I kinda like grass! but then again I pay someone to mow my lawn! :banana:

I kinda like grass! but then again I pay someone to mow my lawn! :banana:

We can't all be filthy rich capitalist business owners exploiting the working class :D .

Okay I didn't catch the allusion until kipper posted.

I kinda like grass! but then again I pay someone to mow my lawn! :banana:
2 diferent subjects...Grass and lawns are always different items...One you smoke and the other needs mowing periodically...If I smoked grass i'd be more than happy to pay :herrro: However I dont so i'll concrete before I mow :)

One you smoke and the other needs mowing periodically

The only good smoke is the stuff coming off of a campfire or a hotrod!

grass is just something you walk on to me! :D

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We can't all be filthy rich capitalist business owners exploiting the working class

exploiting the working class??? Is that how you get filthy rich? Damn I knew I was doing something wrong!!!

Note to self: cultivate ego maniacle alter ego for the takeover of the working class! :bat:

2 diferent subjects...Grass and lawns are always different items...One you smoke and the other needs mowing periodically...If I smoked grass i'd be more than happy to pay :herrro: However I dont so i'll concrete before I mow :)

Hmmmmmmm.......... Obviously the kind you mow, the other stuff can land your butt in a jailcell. Not something on my list of "Things To Do In Life". :D

The only good smoke is the stuff coming off of a campfire or a hotrod!

grass is just something you walk on to me! :D

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exploiting the working class??? Is that how you get filthy rich? Damn I knew I was doing something wrong!!!

Note to self: cultivate ego maniacle alter ego for the takeover of the working class! :bat:


Looks like your working on a New Priority List Mike. Wouldn't you rather a Hostile Takeover of the Working Class? :D Seriously, if you have to make a note that must mean that your of sound and level mind, right? "If it isn't broke, don't fix it" ;)

Hmmmmmmm.......... Obviously the kind you mow, the other stuff can land your butt in a jailcell. Not something on my list of "Things To Do In Life". :D

Look at Kipper's location; the authorities are not quite so rabid on that topic over there.

Look at Kipper's location; the authorities are not quite so rabid on that topic over there.


Paid no attention to that. "To Each There Own" ;)