Here's the Unofficial manufacturing policy from a place I worked.
Thought you might like it.
(insert company name) manufacturing procedures
1) Engineer it to the
Micron
2) Measure it with a
Mic
3) Mark it with
Chalk
4) Cut it with an
Axe
5) Beat it to
Fit
6) Paint it to
Match
7)
Box and
Ship
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