Ha! Checking your mega-thread should have been the first stop
Who would have guessed you'd be the one to find a solution by standing the problem on it's head? Was this inspired by an existing design or did it come to you in a dream?
A little side note that probably belongs in PM or elsewhere. I found a more local solution to my import problems mentioned in another thread (sorry to lazy to link to it now). Thank you for the kind offer.